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Friday, July 18, 2008
Wonderful pick up line.
(insert your name) : Your are so pleasing to my eyes, no wonder you are my eye CANDY.
Candy: *melts*
Haha, i really got a friend called Candy k! But i think candy fainted when i msged her just now. LOL.
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
1:10 AM
Friday, July 11, 2008
Whheeeee...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARCUS TAN! Hope u didnt kana butch-ered just now. LOL. Anw, must tell u all this classic story of Mr Chen Yayi.
So apparently i went Mambo on wed night, came home n started sleeping at 5.20am. Dont know what happened to me, maybe is alcohol of whatever, i woke up at 9am with a 'grand' idea!
Marcus's birthday is on Friday, which is now as i'm typing la.
So i started to type on my hp intending to send to my friend ,"Hey! Want to go Marcus house later at 12am and surprise him with a birthday cake? U jio XX,YY. I jio ZZ. Sounds fun? And don't ask me why i'm awake at 9am." Thinking that idea was damn fun n exciting, i was ready to send the message out.
Guess who i send the message to?
Marcus. WTHHHHH!!! I swear i switched off the hp as fast as i could, pluck the freaking battery out of the hp. Bot to no avail..... SENT alr. SIANS to the max man! Hahahahaa..... That must be my stupidest moment in my life la. Serious. Imagine telling u friend to collabro with u to copy during exams, and u send the farking message to ur TEACHER! Hahahahhaa.... how stupid right? LOL.
SO i was really sians and abit tireds arh at 9am n i sent this to Marcus trying to save the 'surprise', 'Marc! Actually i also not v sure they r free anot laaa... U better pretend u neva saw the msg arh! Omg i feel damn stupid now. Hahaha'
Okie i went to sleep. And tadah! We 'surprised' him at night! Lucky he wasn't at home n went out clubbing to celebrate, so the surprise did work to a certain extent( he was like ermmm... 60% surpirsed.) ! Hahahaaaa. Fate rocks. Sidetrack abit, im a big believer of fate. Like how we are all inter connected, how things just fall in place naturally sometimes. Haha so im a big fan of the fat-
E. if u realised, the E was fattttt. Hahaha.
Yeap! So this is a big lesson for me to learn man. Better dont be so excited next time. Lucky i always badmouth ppl in front of them, so i not so scared of sending wrong sms. LOL.
Shall end off with a v classic pic of birthday boy!
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
1:00 PM
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Hi ppl! Finally i have some pictures to show u all after all these boring words n crappy stuff!!! Anw, was at work today and saw some super interesting sights. Shall show u all!
Guess what is this row of words for??
Tadah! Must learn more from their super cute way of rhyming k! And now i know why floods are so dangerous now alr, cos water = fierce!
HAHA. This is a total classic. Give u 50 barks if u can guess correctly what the english word means. And if u ever know how to PRONOUNCE the word, TEACH me okay? ("Quoting from Miss LaLa") LOL.
Who says work is boring??!! Work is exciting mans.
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
1:13 AM
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Ohh... A incident that happened quite long ago, last week after a dance class. A few of us were at MOS burger eating....
Yw: So what do u all do for Dance Ensemble training?
Me: Ohhh... 1 hour luigi stretching (not LUGI arh winnie zara), i hour ermm... what's that thing called... erm.. wall to wall? floor to floor? corner to corner?
(Aiyah, too long never go for training alr... this i admit... so i somehow forgot the name..... guiltyness)
Me (YES, still me): Oh! i rem alr! Corner to corner la....
Kuans: Yah la u blur, floor to floor also la... Same meaning...
Me: Ya loh, tell u arh.. the people there damn pro la... all do double pirouette machiam like free 1...
(Something came to my mind at that moment!)
Me: If is the zai people doing arh, it is called Floor to floor. If is Yayi doing arh, then is called Flaw to flaw... Flaws to flaws actually... I too many flaws alr. Same pronunciation, different fates.
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
11:48 PM