Monday, June 30, 2008
Bessy: Wah, why you like so tired these days?
Me: Ooohhh, rehearsals n rehearsals for blast concert.
Bessy: Orh, what's the name arh?? Shut up and dance?
Me: Yah.
Bessy: Wah the concert suits you alot ley!
Me: Why ley?
Bessy: SHUT UP and DANCE mah. Hahahaa. MOST appropriate name for you man.
I kana lamed again. So SAD... my peers are overtaking me... booooohooooo.....
I can almost imagine how peaceful the world is if i shut up and dance.. maybe we should hold the concert more frequently sia.....
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
10:05 PM
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
REM my good friend winnie??!! Well, she actually lamed me today! Haha, quite a feat i mean. So i shall thank her for contributing to my blog and write about what happenend. Anw, think dancers will understand the joke better. Lol, here it goes.
Me: Wah i tell u arh, that day i went for Ann's class right. Omg, almost died.
Winnie: Why ley?
Me: Wah her counting is damn fast la! Is like 1 And 2 And 3 And 4 And 5 And... All the way for 2 Eights la!
Winnie: Haha. Aiyah of cos la! She is ANN mah, of cos all ANN counts right!
Me fainted. Haha! Winnie rocks, give me more inspiration tmr k.
Anw, life's too hard, cant even breathe. Need someone to save me from my super running nose (running a marathon i think, cant stop). Almost died of no breath while dancing laaaa... Haiyah.. I just wan to complain. Okie, shall sleep! Ciaoz.
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
12:28 AM
Monday, June 23, 2008
Okie, a really bizarre story out of my very lame mind. Haha. Totally non-fiction. If it happens in real life, i will be very shocked! Haha. Okie, so here it goes....
It was January 2nd year 2XXX. Mary was bringing her secondary 1 daughter, Lizzy to her new school. Since there was sometime b4 the official briefing and Lizzy was hungry, Mary decided to bring Lizzy to the school's canteen for a quick bite. Just as they was about to step into the canteen, a security personnel came up to Mary and told her, 'Mdm, im so sorry, but u are not allowed to access our canteen.'
Mary was super puzzled, and wondered what did she have done wrong to be denied access. So she decided to ask the security personnel, 'I'm don't understand. Why am i not allowed into ur school's canteen?'
Security personnel : Well, mdm, i'm quite sure u wouldn't wan to know the real reason.
Mary (getting abit fustrated) : Okie, then dun tell me the reason then. Just let me in will you!
Security personnel: Im so sorry mdm, but i cant.
Mary: WHY!!???
Security personnel : Cos it's a CANTEEN, ADULTS CANNOT!
Mary fainted on the spot. Hahahaha.
Security personnel (smirking) : Told u so, still wan to ask.
Okie, end of story. Lizzy and security guard live happily ever after. Haha.
Okie, this story is damn bo liao i dont even know why i am typing this. Will be very busy these few days, hope to bring u something fresher and funnier soon! Hahaha.
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
12:03 AM
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Dont really think this entry will be really entertaining n funny. But whateva. Haha, shall attempt.
Me: Oohhh, so Jane is staying at Bukit Timah izzit? Can see la, somehow she got the BT feel. Haha.
Isaac: Oh really meh? How u see? Cos she looks rich?
Me: Ya sort of. Not like u, can see you are not from Newton 1.
Isaac: Yah im really not mah, im from Hougang.
Me: No, cos u r not Isaac Newton.
Conversation as expected ended abruptly here, like as usual. LOL.
Im duno why, but im quite good at ending conversations. LOL. Ask me for help next time if u need.
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
1:19 AM
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Haha, so apparently i have this clique in hall called Yi San Yi Shi, loosely translated as forever la. U know, all those mushy msgs u expect ur bf/gf to send to u. Trust me, dont trust them. Hahahaha. Anw, not going to write a love entry but an entry specially dedicated to our friendship! Haha, not going to tell u grandma old touching stories, but going to give u the most memorable moments we had during the last 2 days of our hall stay last sem! On 1st day of the 2, we played MJ until 5 am i think, and continued with TABOO until 8am! Super fun. As expected, at the early wee hours, sure alot of boos boos right?? ESP involving
BIMBO yiwen. Hahahaaha. Okie, a pic of the 4 of us 1st after the taboo session at hall breakfast!
Yiwen's turn to give clue, San Duo (my fit hairy friend, LOL) to guess.
Yiwen: Sanduo! U have alot of these on your stomach!
SD: Abs?!
Yiwen: No!
SD: Hair?!
Yiwen: No!
SD: Msucles???
Yiwen: No!!
Yayi, Shiping (happily): Time's up!
Me and SP went to see the real answer on Yiwen's card and we DIED. On the spot hollering.
SD (a lil irritated alr): So what's the real ans?!!
Yiwen: Biceps.
SD = speechless.
LOL. If u didn't luff it's ok. But im quite sure i DIED on that day. Hahahahaha. Bimb YW, u rocks.
Okie, now Shiping's turn to ask, Yiwen to guess.
Shiping: Who's the guy in the jungle who always beats his chest????!!!
Yiwen: Er, errr.. rambo??
Shiping: No! Guess guess, quick! He swings about in the jungle!
Yiwen: ORHHHHHHHH
Yiwen(excitedly!): SHREK!
All of us DIED again. Luckily i didn't SHRIEK arh. LOL.
Yiwen's turn to give clue again! SD to guess.
Yiwen: Children like to sit this when they r young!
SD: Swing???
SD: See saw??
Yiwen: No!!
Yayi, Shiping (happily again!): Time's up!!
Yiwen: Trolley.
We didn't survive. LOL.
Okie. Some pics to celebrate our friendship!!
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
12:44 AM
Z: U know... Sometimes.. i feel that i cant really express myself...
Me: Well, actually in Singapore, there are actually quite a few ways to express yourself u know?
Z: Uh huh, like???
Me: Well, depends on what u like lo. There is ECP, PIE, AYE. 10 to be exact for u to choose from. All are quite efficient EXPRESS-WAYS, which way u want to express urself? i drive u there.
Z: *rolls eyes* for 360 degrees until i can see the pupils again. LOL.
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
12:21 AM
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Disclaimer: I have nothing against these 2 brands! Just that their names are quite fun to 'play' with. Don't sue me pls!
1) Which kind of apparel is DKNY most famous for? (From Mr D)
Business, casual, or?????
2) Why doesn't DHL deliver on time? (From Mr S)
Okie. All got something to do with their names! Check out the answers at the tagboard. Not here. And pls don't flood the tagboard until the answers disappear! Hahahaha.
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
12:41 PM
Monday, June 16, 2008
Haha, my friend has contributed to the title of this blog! So i shall recognise her efforttt! She told me to use Loud Hailer which i tot was quite apt so viola, Tak Glam Loud Hailer was born. Anw, my good friend is none other then Miss Winnie Zara Chan (with a latest new middle name!)! See, my friend's names are damn long and cool, means they got alot of blood. Go and get them to DONATE! Hahaa. But winnie dont have alot of blood now la hor, maybe NEXT time will? LOL. Inside joke.
Anw, why the name Tak Glam Loud Hailer? Tak Glam - Well, for those who know me personally, u will know how glam and refined person i am. So yea, instead of living in self denial, i have decided to own up! Haha, takes a lot of courage 1 okay. Loud Hailer - Wah lao, if u need me to explain this arh, im sure you cant hear very well when u near me. Haha. So tadah! All the pieces of puzzle in place and ready to move over to crossword! Okay thats random.
Lastly, i have grown up to realise that i canttttttt and will never be able to please EVERYONE. So instead of asking me to conform to whatever standards on how a human being should live and everything, pls just accept me the way i am eh? If not, u can dont even bother about me. I dun really mind. For those who want lame crap and everything, well, here's not the left place! I assure u i will be more disciplined in uploading new stuff! Haha.
Till the next entry!
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
3:53 PM
This is copied from my previous blog, one of my favs. Haha.
Saturday, March 25, 2006
heard this story today....
at a triathlon race, the swim leg will usually will be the 1st. usually the standard distance for the swim leg would be 1.5km. so at last year's osim triathlon, there was this guy who took part, and decided to give up the race during his swim. so since he was half-way thru, he swam back to the shore. upon reaching the shore, over-enthu officals apparently went to yank his championship tag (the athletes are required to wear the chips to track their movement in the race) off his leg, and draw a big cross on his shoulders(the place where the race id would be written on). super embarassing to the competitior right? like branding him as a loser who give up easily.
so i was thinking... shouldn't this be termed as Racism???? the over-enthu officials are acting like well, Racists.
so tada! a new meaning to the word 'Racism' is born!
Racism - any distinction, exclusion, restriction or preference based on a person's inability to complete a race which has the purpose or effect of nullifying or impairing the recognition, enjoyment or exercise, on an equal footing, of human rights and fundamental freedoms in the race field
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
12:48 PM
Did u know? The Incredible Hulk actually had a hidden identity and has been living for about.. erm... 50000 years alr!?? U mean u really didn't know? Well, here's a pic of the incredible hulk.
Well, Hulk's hidden identity was really famous also! Just not so angsty like Hulk, abit little bit fatter and have cuter ears then Hulk! Okie, not telling you who he is. Click
here to find out urself who he is! Pls try to guess abit 1st k, plsssss... entertain meee.... Haha...
I wondered what happened to Hulk over the past few thousands years to make him so angsty n lean n toned! Hahaha. Maybe the world is really evil i guess, or Princess Fiona couldnt stop giving birth throughtout the few thousands years and they had a million babies or so. Looking at my cousin, if i had 3 babies, i guessed i would be freaking angsty already with 3 (not so toned maybe.. haha). Now u know what happened to Hulk then.
Sidetrack!
My Msn Nick: What is Incredible Hulk called 5000 years ago? Ans: Princess Fiona fat husband.
A: I keep thinking Fiona Apple.
Me: Yah correct. Fiona
GREEN Apple.
A: LAME
Updated nick: What is Incredible Hulk called 5000 years ago? Ans: I dun Shriek.
Why!!!??? Cos I dun Shriek = Shrek. LOL.
Yea. Mission accomplished.
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
2:05 AM
So i have this good friend of mine called Glass. Yes glass, the thing cinderlala wore when she went to find her prince. So he read my blog, (yay! people ACTUALLY bother, u know?) and told me the correct spelling of the paradox shit (pun definitely intended) on the entry below. Well, the correct spelling is 'paradoxical'. Hey, i only left out 1 letter 'C' lol! Haha, not bad right for my QET standard. Ooohhh... dun get me all started on my 'very goood' friend who failed QET. Hahahaaaahhaaa. Well, that's a story for another day.
Back to today's topic. Glass! Derek Glass Gerard Junior to be exact. Yes, he is eurasian. Cool right, more blood means more words in ur name. Next time i dont dare to go donate blood alr, if not i might end up as being called 'Yi' 1 day. LOL. Anw, Glass is freaking (i really mean freaking) sociable, big breast and whatever. Visited his flat quite frequently last time also!
Okok, no more sidetracking. So im going to relate this very cool story about glass and our army friends (all from same camp). So apparently, they were having a gathering at a particular place and the message was passed throughout them (i didn't go,same camp but not same unit. haha) through sms and verbally.
So the message goes something like this, 'Hey guys, gathering this friday meet 730pm outside glasshouse! Dont be late!'. Okie, so what's ur take on a gathering of abt 30+ people on a friday night???? Definitely at somewhere big right?
And finally, the BIG day came! Its was the night for gathering!! And guess what, 28 people turned up at HERE.
Well, 2 other souls turned up at HERE. Okie no pic la! They turned up outside Glass's house!!! Omg. I think glass almost fainted when the 2 of them were knocking outside his door at 730pm, all excited abt the gathering (glass is quite late usually, lol), and ended up at the wrong place with the same pronouncation!
Speaking about blurness or miscom! The gathering was supposed to be at
Glasshouse, not Glass's house! Man. To end up the story, we never had another gathering at Glasshouse anymore. Well actually we did, at Fish n Co. though. Haa.
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
1:01 AM
Woots. Lame is back! After going on a hiatus of lame blogging of 2 years, i finally felt the fire n lameness within me to start blogging 'inspirations' again!. Dun ask me of my old blog address though. Haha, it's still floating on the world wide web and i'm not really totally exactly proud of it. Well, this time, i promise my stuff will be lamer then ever!
Lame is the new black.
Inspiration No. 1
Okie, it's gonna be about shitting. LOL. pls dun read further if shitting doesnt really interest u.
Just now i felt my stomach abit pain, means want to shit la! So i went to the toilet, brought along sunday times also thinking im might spend a GREAT time in the toilet. And just as i sat on the toilet bowl, ready to unload and bomb, the urge is gone! Like, totally no feeling anymore. Never even read the newspaper la, shit. Pun intended. LOL.
So..... it got me wondering! What's the feeling called, when u wanna and feel like shitting and, nothing comes out??? Am i supposed to feel shitty? But i didn't really shit, did i? Or must i start shitting to feel shitty? Hahaha. i just feel damn paradoxial (don't know got this word anot la). What's ur take on this man??
Pls dont tell me im shitty or crap, cos i know i am. Hahahaaaaaaaaa. But shitty didn't shit just now u know, and dont know what feeling it was! Pls advise!
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
12:35 AM