Woots. Lame is back! After going on a hiatus of lame blogging of 2 years, i finally felt the fire n lameness within me to start blogging 'inspirations' again!. Dun ask me of my old blog address though. Haha, it's still floating on the world wide web and i'm not really totally exactly proud of it. Well, this time, i promise my stuff will be lamer then ever!

Lame is the new black.

Inspiration No. 1

Okie, it's gonna be about shitting. LOL. pls dun read further if shitting doesnt really interest u.

Just now i felt my stomach abit pain, means want to shit la! So i went to the toilet, brought along sunday times also thinking im might spend a GREAT time in the toilet. And just as i sat on the toilet bowl, ready to unload and bomb, the urge is gone! Like, totally no feeling anymore. Never even read the newspaper la, shit. Pun intended. LOL.

So..... it got me wondering! What's the feeling called, when u wanna and feel like shitting and, nothing comes out??? Am i supposed to feel shitty? But i didn't really shit, did i? Or must i start shitting to feel shitty? Hahaha. i just feel damn paradoxial (don't know got this word anot la). What's ur take on this man??

Pls dont tell me im shitty or crap, cos i know i am. Hahahaaaaaaaaa. But shitty didn't shit just now u know, and dont know what feeling it was! Pls advise!