Okie, a really bizarre story out of my very lame mind. Haha. Totally non-fiction. If it happens in real life, i will be very shocked! Haha. Okie, so here it goes....

It was January 2nd year 2XXX. Mary was bringing her secondary 1 daughter, Lizzy to her new school. Since there was sometime b4 the official briefing and Lizzy was hungry, Mary decided to bring Lizzy to the school's canteen for a quick bite. Just as they was about to step into the canteen, a security personnel came up to Mary and told her, 'Mdm, im so sorry, but u are not allowed to access our canteen.'

Mary was super puzzled, and wondered what did she have done wrong to be denied access. So she decided to ask the security personnel, 'I'm don't understand. Why am i not allowed into ur school's canteen?'

Security personnel : Well, mdm, i'm quite sure u wouldn't wan to know the real reason.
Mary (getting abit fustrated) : Okie, then dun tell me the reason then. Just let me in will you!
Security personnel: Im so sorry mdm, but i cant.
Mary: WHY!!???

Security personnel : Cos it's a CANTEEN, ADULTS CANNOT!

Mary fainted on the spot. Hahahaha.

Security personnel (smirking) : Told u so, still wan to ask.

Okie, end of story. Lizzy and security guard live happily ever after. Haha.

Okie, this story is damn bo liao i dont even know why i am typing this. Will be very busy these few days, hope to bring u something fresher and funnier soon! Hahaha.