Saturday, October 18, 2008
HELLO everybody! WASSUP!!! Im back!!! Sorry for the 3 month haitus man! Was f***ing busy!! Actually not la... f***ing lazy to be exact. Actually im quite busy la, after 2nd thought. Aiyah whatever. Anw... im back to blogggg an exclusive entry!! Hahaha. Yes, something really dramatic happened to me recently, drama enough until i must record this happening in this blog.
Wohooooo! Mr takglam is back agaiiinnnnn!!! EEEEEEyahhhhh!!
Okie thats random. Haha back to normal. So anw, something drama happened to me yday. So lets not waste time, and get to business!
So here's how it goes:
As u all know, usually i will go out of school and dance outside. So to travel to my destination at dohby ghaut, i had to take a train from buona vista MRT.
So i was taking a train from buona vista MRT towards the city direction. Since the train was relatively crowded, i was standing in front of the train doors that dont open. U know, train doors will only open at 1 particular side right (yes dover is another side i know)? At the commonwealth stop (cant really rem), this 1 particular student boarded the train. Nothing weird right? Except the fact that this boy, was giving me weird vibes! Okay, describe the boy abit, abit short, not so thin la and wearing green uniform top! As in, i could sense something wrong la. Why would i say that? Cos, the boy was almost standing at a 65 degree facing towards me! As in, when u board a train,, u would usually face the door that opens right so that u can make way for people and whatever right? But no.... this 'cute' boy was standing facing almost his back towards the door and almost in my front direction! Okay, he was abt 2m away from me, quite far actually. But i SWEAR he was giving me weird vibes, like those kind that want to look at you but keep glancing away kind. Y i so sure? Cos i got previous experience la.. Haha stories for another time. So he keep looking at me, and glancing away. And as the train proceeded, guess what? He was inching his way towards me! Haha, u know in dance? Crab walk? I swear he was crab walking towards me. Haha of cos i noticed it and i tried to stay as far from him as possible. But before i knew it, he was standing behind me alr! So both of us are facing the opening door now la, and he was like 0.3m away from me at my back. Wah damn shag, i was damn sians. Most sian part is I must act normal and can only side glance to see if he is coming nearer towards me.
Okie, soon the train came to 1 of the transition stops. And naturally people wan to squeeze their way out right? At that point, there was this guy who needed to walk past me to get out of the train and of cos i needa move my body back right? Wah at that point, i sure the boy hands were damn near my butt la, can?! Haha. So i decided to protect my chasisty(LOL dunno how to spell, u shud get my drift), and moved towards the centre of the train (in the middle of adjacent doors). WAH, phewwwwww. He never follow me in! HENG siaaaa... Haha, so at that point, i was doubting myself la. As in, am i being oversensitive or something?
So yea, the train proceeded on. Okay, in order to get to dobhy ghaut, there are effectively 2 ways. 1st, drop at Raffles place MRT and change to jurong east. 2nd, drop at City hall MRT and change to jurong east. So that day, for whatever weird reason, i didnt drop off at raffles place MRT. The guy student did though! So at that point i was convinced i was just being overly sensitive. Yea. Haha, story v boring liao right??? Waiiittttttt.... Still got moree...
So i drop off at City hall mrt and proceeded on to dohby ghaut MRT. Actually, on the train, i was actually v urgent! As in, i needed to pee for damn long alr la and i was tahan-ing on the train. Yup, so when i alighted from the train, i practically chionged my way up to the dohby ghaut mrt toilet! The toilet was quite crowded la, so i went for the 2nd last urinal. The last 1 was for kids 1, u know those v short 1??
Yup, so when i started to pee, (I was damn urgent i tell u), i was freaking SHIOK la. Actually at that point, i wanted to fart for damn long also liao la. Haahahaha, then i was pondering whether should i fart while peeing, duno if this fart is the got sound 1 kind anot. Hahahaha. lol, damn unglam i know. Harlo, whats the title of the blog??
So b4 i could come to a conclusion to whether i should fart anot, i noticed something weird. At the corner of my eyes (anw the toilet right, got mirrors above the urinal de, so u can see ur surroundings through the relection la), i could see something moving from the left of my cubicle to occupy the last cubicle beside me, which is for the kids 1 la, rem????
So i was thinking, why so weird 1 this person. Then i noticed his shirt, OMG, he is the same student that was giving me weird vibes at the train just now! How QIAO the world can be right???? Haha, i totally didnt expect to meet him there la. But the icing on the cake was, guess what he was doing bside me at the kids urinal?????
MASTURBATING! He was freaking masturbating beside me! WTHHHH man. I totally forget whether did i fart that day alr anoot la! Sumore u know what, i was freaking urgent! So i totally was peeing for a long 1.5 mins! I think its the longest 1.5mins of my life man! So at the corner of my eye, (u didnt expect me to look him in the eye didnt u!!), i could see him glancing at me lah (above urinal is mirrors)! He was glancing at my impossible to be erected at that time dick la, f***ker! And yes, i could see him playing with his black rod + he was making weird noisessssss (moanin sound)! WTH man. The toilet at least got 10 people inside at that time u know. Wah lao. I was dying to pee finish la k! Haha but i seem like got endless pee i duno why. U know the kind of situation where u super ER DIAO alr and u still must act like nothing happen n look in blank space? That's what i went through! Hahaha. Okie, fortunately, i finally finish peeing and zoom-ed out of the toilet! Wah lao, buy 4D also not so lucky can. I duno what happened to the boy la, but after i left, i think the other guys can see him M-ing lo (i was shielding him, rem?). Wah lao, in public toilet ley, brave.
So yea, that's basically what happened yday. Very explosive right? Anw, some thoughts that came into my mind. As in, what's going on the guy's mind when he was doing that ahem ahem thing?
As in, how does he even derive excitement(erm, a erection i mean)? By fantasizing about me??? Omg i would die to think even think about that la! Hahaha. Hello! I was fully clothed le at that time ley. Imagine if i never wear anything.
And, why does he even need to show me what he was doing???!! Cos he know i would be v digusted, and that would make him even more excited? Wah lao, im still v disturbed by his disturbing thoughts!
Lastly, i am a guy ley! A pervert guy masturbate in front of a girl still normal la, wah lao guy masturbating beside me and glancing at me is totally uncool lo. Imagine u are a gal, then a gal M-ing bside u, wouldn't u die on the spot? Hahah.
And and and, after all the discussion with my friends, here are some totally cool scenarios!
1) Imagine i started to shout v loudly, 'wah, got people playing with water gun in toilet!!!!'. LOL. Duno whether he can stand the pressure, and still remain 'standing' anot! LOL.
2) Imagine i get erected also! HAHAHHAHAHA. omg. then i show him! Omg. This is totally impossible, u better STOP imagining also!
Okies. So this sums up this totally rocks happening. Any similar stories to share??? Come on, I need a support group man! Hahahaha. Anw, i still got 2 more this kind of happenings in my life. Both on buses, but no M-ing though. LOL. This really takes the cake, no way to beat.
Okies, i signing off! Hope i can update more lame stuff soon! Not this kind of stories alr arh, i hope. Hahhahaah.
BYE PPL! MISS ME PLS. LOL.
p.s. why alex dance so well to micheal jackson song??
cos he is from MJ mah! DUH.
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
12:51 AM
Friday, July 18, 2008
Wonderful pick up line.
(insert your name) : Your are so pleasing to my eyes, no wonder you are my eye CANDY.
Candy: *melts*
Haha, i really got a friend called Candy k! But i think candy fainted when i msged her just now. LOL.
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
1:10 AM
Friday, July 11, 2008
Whheeeee...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARCUS TAN! Hope u didnt kana butch-ered just now. LOL. Anw, must tell u all this classic story of Mr Chen Yayi.
So apparently i went Mambo on wed night, came home n started sleeping at 5.20am. Dont know what happened to me, maybe is alcohol of whatever, i woke up at 9am with a 'grand' idea!
Marcus's birthday is on Friday, which is now as i'm typing la.
So i started to type on my hp intending to send to my friend ,"Hey! Want to go Marcus house later at 12am and surprise him with a birthday cake? U jio XX,YY. I jio ZZ. Sounds fun? And don't ask me why i'm awake at 9am." Thinking that idea was damn fun n exciting, i was ready to send the message out.
Guess who i send the message to?
Marcus. WTHHHHH!!! I swear i switched off the hp as fast as i could, pluck the freaking battery out of the hp. Bot to no avail..... SENT alr. SIANS to the max man! Hahahahaa..... That must be my stupidest moment in my life la. Serious. Imagine telling u friend to collabro with u to copy during exams, and u send the farking message to ur TEACHER! Hahahahhaa.... how stupid right? LOL.
SO i was really sians and abit tireds arh at 9am n i sent this to Marcus trying to save the 'surprise', 'Marc! Actually i also not v sure they r free anot laaa... U better pretend u neva saw the msg arh! Omg i feel damn stupid now. Hahaha'
Okie i went to sleep. And tadah! We 'surprised' him at night! Lucky he wasn't at home n went out clubbing to celebrate, so the surprise did work to a certain extent( he was like ermmm... 60% surpirsed.) ! Hahahaaaa. Fate rocks. Sidetrack abit, im a big believer of fate. Like how we are all inter connected, how things just fall in place naturally sometimes. Haha so im a big fan of the fat-
E. if u realised, the E was fattttt. Hahaha.
Yeap! So this is a big lesson for me to learn man. Better dont be so excited next time. Lucky i always badmouth ppl in front of them, so i not so scared of sending wrong sms. LOL.
Shall end off with a v classic pic of birthday boy!
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
1:00 PM
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Hi ppl! Finally i have some pictures to show u all after all these boring words n crappy stuff!!! Anw, was at work today and saw some super interesting sights. Shall show u all!
Guess what is this row of words for??
Tadah! Must learn more from their super cute way of rhyming k! And now i know why floods are so dangerous now alr, cos water = fierce!
HAHA. This is a total classic. Give u 50 barks if u can guess correctly what the english word means. And if u ever know how to PRONOUNCE the word, TEACH me okay? ("Quoting from Miss LaLa") LOL.
Who says work is boring??!! Work is exciting mans.
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
1:13 AM
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Ohh... A incident that happened quite long ago, last week after a dance class. A few of us were at MOS burger eating....
Yw: So what do u all do for Dance Ensemble training?
Me: Ohhh... 1 hour luigi stretching (not LUGI arh winnie zara), i hour ermm... what's that thing called... erm.. wall to wall? floor to floor? corner to corner?
(Aiyah, too long never go for training alr... this i admit... so i somehow forgot the name..... guiltyness)
Me (YES, still me): Oh! i rem alr! Corner to corner la....
Kuans: Yah la u blur, floor to floor also la... Same meaning...
Me: Ya loh, tell u arh.. the people there damn pro la... all do double pirouette machiam like free 1...
(Something came to my mind at that moment!)
Me: If is the zai people doing arh, it is called Floor to floor. If is Yayi doing arh, then is called Flaw to flaw... Flaws to flaws actually... I too many flaws alr. Same pronunciation, different fates.
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
11:48 PM
Monday, June 30, 2008
Bessy: Wah, why you like so tired these days?
Me: Ooohhh, rehearsals n rehearsals for blast concert.
Bessy: Orh, what's the name arh?? Shut up and dance?
Me: Yah.
Bessy: Wah the concert suits you alot ley!
Me: Why ley?
Bessy: SHUT UP and DANCE mah. Hahahaa. MOST appropriate name for you man.
I kana lamed again. So SAD... my peers are overtaking me... booooohooooo.....
I can almost imagine how peaceful the world is if i shut up and dance.. maybe we should hold the concert more frequently sia.....
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
10:05 PM
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
REM my good friend winnie??!! Well, she actually lamed me today! Haha, quite a feat i mean. So i shall thank her for contributing to my blog and write about what happenend. Anw, think dancers will understand the joke better. Lol, here it goes.
Me: Wah i tell u arh, that day i went for Ann's class right. Omg, almost died.
Winnie: Why ley?
Me: Wah her counting is damn fast la! Is like 1 And 2 And 3 And 4 And 5 And... All the way for 2 Eights la!
Winnie: Haha. Aiyah of cos la! She is ANN mah, of cos all ANN counts right!
Me fainted. Haha! Winnie rocks, give me more inspiration tmr k.
Anw, life's too hard, cant even breathe. Need someone to save me from my super running nose (running a marathon i think, cant stop). Almost died of no breath while dancing laaaa... Haiyah.. I just wan to complain. Okie, shall sleep! Ciaoz.
.:Mr Tak Glam Loud Hailer:.
12:28 AM